Welcome to OMEN, a page dedicated to our Love-Hate relationship with all things European.
This is possibly the weirdest kind of boat regata you've ever seen...
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Which leads to the EU version of the "three men walk into a pub" joke: "Three Spaniards apply for EU funding".
Source: 2003 Durex Global Sex Study.